All in the days work.

It's funny how day to day life springs surprises, I don't intend to tell any kind of a story though but the incidents are the few common ones that are part of every normal person's life. However, at any point in time if you feel these don't connect with your life, very well to make yourself feel better you can call me abject.

A usual day begins with a bright sunny morning, a man who doesn't want to leave his bed so early and a wife who is nagging him to get up and get his sorry a** or lemme put it generously as rear or backside to the office.

Bachelor's we will talk about you someday else so cheer up you are not at the recieving end. ;)

The sullen man struggling his way to get his pants and then finally ...... the nirvana. I mean the breakfast, all done well in time to kiss sullenly, the waving wife which almost symbolises you better leave and the man's emotion of lemme sleep. The struggle to get into a local bus or train comes as a dowry, any mode you prefer. They all bring the same amount of pain afterall, none can save you from telling the true stench of the human body odour. Those of you who own a car and enjoy the luxuries of it, buckle up petrol's price is rising soon you will know what deodrant lasts all day long.

Reaching office after all the workout he recieved during his journey is refreshingly bright, for now he knows he will get to see some prized chicks he have his eyes on, the bosses secretary is always a handsdown winner, offcourse untill unless he work's for a gay or a nerd.

The afternoon comes and lunch reminds him of the ordeals of the cooking sessions that his wife takes making him feel as small and insignificant as a guniea pig. The guniea pig who has been trained to experiment every pathetic dish that can be possibly ruined beyond recognization.

The office work offcourse, who cares till you have somebody threatning you with life and the dire consequences such as getting fired.

Till that you have every right to doze off and relax yourself from the ordeals you faced right from getting up early morning, to your joyous ride to office.

The evening is spent counting hours, waiting patiently when to get over with this ordeal just to end up in another one. The idea of going to a bar never crosses his mind untilunless some devil of his friends come and force him,for he fears and knows what awaits him back home.

The moment he enters the home he knows he is just a knight in a castle ruled by the ruthless princess and all his thoughts of getting laid with the chick in the office disappear, he knows the wrath would be enough to wipe his existence from this world.

I have always seen the most notorious of the guys becoming a wagging puppies when it comes to entering their house.

But all this mysery and the sulleness comes to end when he watches a happy son, and his smiling wife. Although this sudden priceless transformation of wife from devil to fragile comes with a small cost of few hundred bucks worth of shopping.

But for every thing else in life they give mastercards eh!