Oh! I am back to pour some more of my vile observations and verbal diarrhea. Those of you who do not intend to lose any bit of your sane mind, please read no more, as I wouldn't like to be adjourned as the person responsible for causing insanity in this corrupt & laid back populace of our country.
It all starts with the recent much hyped, seriously failing Indian Cricket Team's shameless performance with the Brits that too in their own country (Now, we all can blame the Brits of some sort of evil conspiracy that led to otherwise all winning Boys in Blue Team's failure), but I don't criticize them, after all it's all about making money, (poor Hockey Team, alas you can't have what cricketers have :().
I am here to talk about the crotch scratching that happens on the field, now I am not an expert, however I understand it's something bowlers do for some swing thing, but my question is why crotch, why not any other part, it's a common sight in India, infield, off field, no field, ....
Leave alone cricket, people in buses, trains, home, etc. Indian men just love the scratch, in fact after watching cricket, I saw it as another advertisement for crotch scratching :D (now becoming a global phenomena with cricketers from all the world joining in the glorious scratch).
All in all looks, soon itch guard would get numerous new customers :D All they need to do is advertise with cricket in mind. After all in this country glory, fame and money is only for crotch scratchers i.e. politicians, film stars, & cricketers.
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